My grandfather owns a chocolate factory in Newark, New Jersey. He had many sons and one daughter (my mother). Most of my uncles worked in the factory at one time or another, if not for years – some of them still do. The best part about all this is that my uncles always wore leather jackets and smelled better than any other humans on the planet. They smelled of good old worn leather drenched in the deepest, most raw, succulent bitter chocolate imaginable. I still can’t think of anything much that I’ve ever smelled that beats that combination.
My question is – is there a chocolate leather fragrance out there? If so, what is it? If not, will someone make it for me? For the world!